Tumblr: spreading the world apart, one group at a time.
THIS is the shit that bothers me with tumblr
But we also have the logical side that tells them this is Bullshit right? Don’t let those ignorant assholes be bitches. My indian friend for her 13th birthday got a ton of sari’s and bindi’s and we ALL tried them on and we had every skin color and ethnicity as well as religious affiliation at that party, so if it’s racist for a white girl to embrace a part of someone else’s culture, then why do the countries even intermingle at all??
i woke up to this
and actually fell out of bed
and then this was in the article
so i got back into bed so i could fall out of it again
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.
Please don’t, a joke on the internet is cool but don’t tweet him.
A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.
It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.
Also, if you have a splinter, smack one of these things on there and it will draw it out of your skin. No more shitting around with pliers.
it will also suck the poison stuff out of mosquito bites and stop them from being itchy
woaaah i didnt know!! awesome stuff :D
Did not know the mosquito bite or splinter thing! EGGS—IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN’T DO?
They cant fix the economy
I want to try all these now….
reblog if this cat is prettier than you
You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.
Holy shit fucking jesus
There’s such a fooled heart
Beating so fast in search of new dreams
A love that will last within your heart
Am I the only one who sang that in my head?? I love this movie, it is one of my favorites EVER.
Wish I was living in America, just to be able to see this!!
Danny Elfman. LIVE!
He was a skater clock
she said see you later clock
he wasn’t creative enough for her
Did you really just….. Both Don’t hug me I’m Scared’s?? BOTH?!
The feels D’: